or give me death

khhalil:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

(via ofcastille)

vladimirputin420:


IVE STOPPED FUNCTIONING

vladimirputin420:

IVE STOPPED FUNCTIONING

(via jesuschristvevo)

wendycorduroy:

Samira Wiley (x) and Danielle Brooks (x) on Instagram

In case you weren’t aware, these two have been best friends irl for 6 years and went to Julliard together.

(via uke-n-puke)

lucebox:

vaginal-kimchi:

t-jumblr:

knottedodyssey:

I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE

image

jesus is PISSED

it’s not FIG SEASON

he’s PREPARING TO DIE

so he curses a fucking tree.

you child.

Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.

maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS

i was cleaning out my bible

(via bunnyomega)

spongyspice:

spongyspice:

let a guy down easy and 9 times out of 10 he won’t take the hint and will keep harassing you

be blunt and tell him straight up that you’re not interested and suddenly you’re a prude bitch

awesome

bringing this back to add in that either option now comes with the chance of being murdered.

awesome

(via bunnyomega)

cocolooo:

milkgif:

iheartchaos:

I don’t think I want to go to that party.

cocolooo:

milkgif:

iheartchaos:

I don’t think I want to go to that party.

image

(via bunnyomega)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

harrytomlomsom:

a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar

I just got this after like 6 times

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jsantagato:

LMFAO

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thegestianpoet:

rare pic of an important kiss

thegestianpoet:

rare pic of an important kiss

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svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home


Is your name Scout Finch

svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

Is your name Scout Finch

(via bunnyomega)

oldmangangbang:

"sir we lost the platoon. all our men are gone"

a lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance

"not all men" 

(via bunnyomega)

covro:

how could you disappoint us like this frankin

covro:

how could you disappoint us like this frankin

(via bunnyomega)

strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

(via foreverlessaday)

takshammy:

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

takshammy:

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

(via ywn)