I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE
jesus is PISSED
it’s not FIG SEASON
he’s PREPARING TO DIE
so he curses a fucking tree.
Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.
maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS
i was cleaning out my bible
let a guy down easy and 9 times out of 10 he won’t take the hint and will keep harassing you
be blunt and tell him straight up that you’re not interested and suddenly you’re a prude bitch
bringing this back to add in that either option now comes with the chance of being murdered.