or give me death

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

(via pemsylvania)

pizzaforpresident:

“my mom’s copy of 50 shades of grey, i don’t want to know what the bookmarks are for”

pizzaforpresident:

“my mom’s copy of 50 shades of grey, i don’t want to know what the bookmarks are for”

(via tyleroakley)

dietcrush:

you’re kinda cool

you’re…

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(via rneerkat)

alt-j:

humans literally fucking shed our teeth as children and then we grow new ones like what the actual fuck

(via lookingforhazel)

johnlocksholmies:

holligenet:

benedictatorship:

anothermindpalace:

imadler:

imadler:

he deduced deaded

sitty thing

clueing for looks

egg???????

????????????????????????????????

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

(via lookingforhazel)

d0nn0:

unfollovving:

televisoin:

d0nn0:

televisoin:

d0nn0:

televisoin:

*sucks ur dick but just as a friend*

*takes a bullet for you but just as a friend*

*has thank u sex with u but just as a friend*

dies for ur sins but just as a friend

*has sex with ur grieving hot dad but just as a friend*

*murders u but just as a friend*

*buys u a wedding ring to get married but just as a friend*

(via lookingforhazel)

marthajonessupremacy:

BUT SHERLOCK DO YOU NEED THIS MANY LAPTOPS COULD YOU NOT OPEN ANOTHER TAB OR

marthajonessupremacy:

BUT SHERLOCK DO YOU NEED THIS MANY LAPTOPS COULD YOU NOT OPEN ANOTHER TAB OR

(via lookingforhazel)

fascistpopmachine:

i told myself i was going to eat healthy today and i just ate 14 chocolate chip cookies who does that

(via lookingforhazel)

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

(via pemsylvania)

saitin:

me when i cum 

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(via lookingforhazel)

lasagnababy:

lasagnababy:

lasagnababy:

this guy keeps sending flirty messages to my sister so she started sending that picture of the skinny dog in pink clothes to him

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(via lookingforhazel)